meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

pureironimpala:

the thing with the Sims is that you either play it 14 hours a day for three weeks straight or never

  • Friend: we have too many unfinished rps
  • Me: i know
  • Friend: 
  • Me: 
  • Friend: 
  • Me: 
  • Friend: so i have this idea for a rp

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody.